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This week on NLR we discuss: Tennis romance, pronoun awareness, Andy’s human existence technology theory, the need for bilingualism, what aliens might think of motels, car sex, who are all these richies, and LA kids perspectives. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:13 Get'n It 04:20 An Indecent Tableau 16:57 ADHD Justice Sensitivity 17:38 Juice Box Intuition 24:55 We Are Refrigerators 33:11 Bilingual Aliens 40:31 Motels 45:28 Back To The Affair 49:50 LA 20 Something Richies

This week on NLR we discuss: Baked goods to person ratio, sugar issues, a confounding advertisement, social stereotypes, seeking social justice in a parking lot, camp registration ethics, and listen to the song of the summer! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: SongfinchAdd your song to Spotify for free! Songfinch.com/NLR BeisGet 15% off your first purchase! BEISTRAVEL.com/NLR    ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:01 3 People, 5 Brownies 20:01 The Ritual 38:45 Etiquette

This week we dive into: our relationship with the CEO of food (hi Pam!), a confounding documentary, Child Marriage in the United States, Dopamine differences in parent’s genders, Kids changing the rules, Judging our new favorite show, Elizabeth’s hand veins, and a lingerie power imbalance in marriage… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:26 What Are Oxford Commas? 03:59 Tip Your Server 06:51 Where Is Tobey Maguire? 07:49 Adult Cookies 13:37 Fifth Disease 14:10 Do People Still Do Lamaze? 21:00 How Is Child Marriage Still Legal? 27:0

The Nobodies delivered tremendous TV recommendations and now we are astonished by Ricky Martin’s physique, horrified by The Subway Guy, pondering reincarnation, and adoring Robert Herjavec. We also chat about a no tipping policy, mirror images of yourself and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: SongfinchAdd your song to Spotify for free!  Songfinch.com/NLR OneSkinGet 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 01:02 Ricky Martin Palm

This week’s episode is full of prayers, heavenly hailstorms, nosey dogs, naughty cars, Fig Newtons, and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to BEISTRAVEL.com/NLR to get 15% off your first purchase ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:21 Prayer Etiquette 05:59 preroll: BEIS 06:26 A trip to the ER 17:44 Tsk Tsk Tesla 18:41 Nose in the Baguette 21:28 midroll: Beis 23:40 Fig Newtons 28:54 Volvo Lift Gate Drama 35:54 Sometimes You have to be a Squeaky Wheel 38:15 A Heavenly Hailstorm?

A late night flee from a snow storm, how stress can carry over, what low pressure job Andy would want, a suburban mom fantasy, Elizabeth’s new attitude towards rejection, how to correctly pronounce food brands that we usually get wrong, love for growing things and a Sophie’s choice between a Duolingo streak and bonsai trees… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 02:50 Is It Birthday Anxiety? 05:47 The Storm 16:45 Dealing With Disappointment 24:00 Post Rehab Job 33:17 Magic Carpet Ride 39:38 We need TV recommendations 41:29 Hard To Prono

One real life changing skill being nachos, soy boys versus lil B’s, superstitions going haywire, how stress affects sex, body positivity, and an awkward intersection interaction… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to calm.com/NLR to get a special offer of 40% off a Calm Premium Subscription.  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 11:27 What is a soy boy? 19:52 Stress and Sex 35:01 Lost Ladybug 43:46 Easter Magic 53:45 School Traffic Drama

The Four Agreements, Rogue Post-It Notes, Love On The Spectrum, First I Love You’s, Chex Mix and Easter baskets… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00  Intro 04:43  Elizabeth's Voice Over Career 10:42  The Four Agreements 16:34  Let Them 32:12  Wild Animal Pens 40:40  Love On The Spectrum 46:08  First I Love You 47:43  Chex Mix Bitch

Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritanical upbringing, we all have the same parts, Animal Penises, Norton Simon coincidence, healthy relationships with creativity, and a phrase Elizabeth adopted that Andy can’t tolerate… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 04:41 Do Pe

The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip to the museum, gaming the system, getting into heaven, hormones, WcDonalds, and much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing partners: Factor: Go to FACTORMEALS.com/NLR50 and use code nlr50 to get 50% off. Calm: For a limited time, get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at Calm.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬00:00 Intro 03:33 It's All About Grip Strength 08:00 GIF and Emoji skills 10:57 Fluffers 16:34 Gami

A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is missing from Cracker Barrel, Best Side of Face, Panic attacks, Brain on Fire, and more... it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:01 Patreon V-Day Cards 05:14 How Are You Doing? 06:24 A Biscuit Debacle 13:09 Giving Blood Panic Attack 18:47 Face Yoga 25:23 Virgo Prejudice 28:43 Chewy Granola Bar Recall 32:33 Cracker Barrel Country Ham 36:25 Best Side Of Your Face 40:27 Panic Attacks 43:52 Insomnia 46:25 Morning Routine 51:21 Near Death Experiences

Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, dealing with rejection and going with the flow…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? *This week's partner is: OneSkin* Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:27 Tejas Tour 03:08 Grocery Store Corner 21:41 Teslas and Pickup Trucks 24:52 Puberty 27:33 Chip Clips 32:03 Mop Socks 36:19 Hot Coffee 39:12 Shocking Statistic 42:07 What would you do? 49:15 Work Life Update  

Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American Nightmare and bumping into your therapist in the wild...it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? * Support the show and check out this week's amazing partners * CALM - For a limited time, get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at Calm.com/NLR AG1 - Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright   Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:34 Puppies & Babies 06:14 Puppy Drama 23:33 Ski Lesson Nightmare 38:02 Finding A Lost Kid Tip 40:20

Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless Mexican journey, Elizabeth’s KFC affair, eating expired rations, dreaming together, and how E and A hope it all ends up… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? This week's partner is HELLO FRESH!Go to HelloFresh.com/nlrfree and use code NLRFREE for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright   EPISODE CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro 03:36 Watch American Nightmare 05:35 Anniversary Cards 07:55 Pitchn-n-Bitchn 22:38 Vegetarian Fast Food Woes 31:55 Imposter KFC D 34:39 Happy Anniversary 36:04 Ho

The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a kid raver or a kid of Christ, Andy’s big head, describing to an FBI sketch artist, creepy confessionals, and Jesus take the wheel.…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:24 Sezane vs Anne Taylor 07:24 Was Ann Taylor Real? 10:35 Hangin With Leo 15:21 Big Head 28:32 Trenchcoat 32:01 Raves vs Church

100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s crazy ear hair, a real deep dive into leap years, getting their cat Ramona hooked on the good stuff, and why/when Andy changed his name!…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? This week's partner is AG1! Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:46 Rattled 18:11 Dopesick 24:48 Ear Hair Drama 30:51 Leap Year Quandary 38:04 It's Episode 100 39:15 Cat Addict

Elizabeth finds cans of Fire Bye Bye, somebody gets caught cheating, sports cultures are examined, and 90s music is celebrated…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:25 Fire Bye Bye 07:21 Prepping For Greatness 11:21 3.1 GPA Family 14:53 Cheaters 27:09 Sports Cultures 29:16 Breast Feeding Zone Out 34:57 UCSB Coincidence 42:23 Sports Culture Pt. 2 43:29 Smokin On The Job 45:38 DMB 4EVA 48:48 New Year Adjustments

The clear night stars, a sticker sign from beyond, Eckhart Tolle getting dragged into it, the Shark Tank family, generic petroleum jelly, waste management, and a brewing midlife crisis… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? **This week's partners** Thanks HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/nlrfree and use code: nlrfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:32 Ojai Valley Inn Love 03:12 2024 Begins 04:10 It's All In The Stars 11:01 A Seabee Sign 16:37 Vaseline Is Supreme 25:38 Shark Tank Families 40:47 Kid's Therapy in 30 Years 41:46 Wonka 47:07 Near De

End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve had a different mommy, and what is womb… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:42 It's 2024 09:52 Metabolism 15:23 The Worry 19:30 The Other Shoe Dropping 39:32 Bumping Into An Ex 53:36 Womb & Uterus Education 01:05:29 New Year's Resolutions

Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THANK YOU to everyone of you who listened, commented, shared and supported us! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:00 Great Feet! Great Hands? 12:56 She's A Needy Cook 23:25 Soup's On 25:24 A Challenge 27:01 Morning Sickness Update 32:04 Where's Waldo 38:20 Dream Christmas Gifts